A few days ago, I shared an amusing experience of mine with a friend that I decided to share here and I guarantee that it will amuse most, if not all, of you who take the time to read it.
About 10 years ago, I came to know a Walmart employee named Sharon who was the mother of 6 children, had a short curled hair style of dyed red hair and, to stay in shape, Sharon could often be seen walking the sidewalks along city streets in Hannibal. Another attribute that Sharon possessed was a very well-endowed voluptuous figure and Sharon always wore a shirt with a low-cut V-shaped neckline to show off her beautiful "merchandise". Sharon told me that once she caused a man to be so distracted when he drove past her when she was out walking that he hit another car and she said that she "got the heck out of there".
About 10 years ago, I came to know a Walmart employee named Sharon who was the mother of 6 children, had a short curled hair style of dyed red hair and, to stay in shape, Sharon could often be seen walking the sidewalks along city streets in Hannibal. Another attribute that Sharon possessed was a very well-endowed voluptuous figure and Sharon always wore a shirt with a low-cut V-shaped neckline to show off her beautiful "merchandise". Sharon told me that once she caused a man to be so distracted when he drove past her when she was out walking that he hit another car and she said that she "got the heck out of there".
When I drove up the hill on Pleasant Street, on my way to Riverview Park, I would sometimes see Sharon walking down the hill and I always pulled over and chatted with her. On the days when she leaned down and rested her forearms on the window sill of my driver's door window, I often had trouble speaking and carrying on a lucid conversation, my sounding like an uncomfortable tongue-tied school boy, my face being in very, very close proximity to Sharon's beautiful "merchandise".
One day, when seeing Sharon walking down Pleasant Street while I was driving up it, I again pulled over and visited with Sharon for a while. I then told Sharon, "When you saw my car pull over to block your path, you probably thought to yourself, 'Who...is...that...ass..hole?'"
Sharon flashed her big, beautiful smile on her face and she quickly replied, "Oh, no. I knew EXACTLY who that asshole was!!" leading both of us to having a very good laugh!
One day, when seeing Sharon walking down Pleasant Street while I was driving up it, I again pulled over and visited with Sharon for a while. I then told Sharon, "When you saw my car pull over to block your path, you probably thought to yourself, 'Who...is...that...ass..hole?'"
Sharon flashed her big, beautiful smile on her face and she quickly replied, "Oh, no. I knew EXACTLY who that asshole was!!" leading both of us to having a very good laugh!
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